Kicking the Crap out of the Tooth Fairy Works!

Ok... so Chris and I may have had the tooth fairy gagged in the corner, slapping the sh#t out of her, but she FINALLY granted Roo that tooth she's been after. Now, we're breaking out the T-Bones for Christmas dinner -- I'll make myself some tofurkey or something, but for some reason, Rylee just looks like a carnivore. She's got too much of her Dad in her. If I made her a nice piece of white meat, she'd probably spit it out and throw it at me. The girl has attitude. Not sure where it came from... but definite attitude. Gotta' go, Chris and I are planning a strategic assault on Santa... we have to figure out how to flank the elves and get past donner.