No... it's not the roo-meister... it's Marley. Remember me? Your first born. In my opinion, the easiest one in the house to live with... I'm not saying I told you so, but I told you so! Life was much easier... and happier... when it was just you and me. Now... I've come up with a plan to do away with the kid. You just say the word...

We'll have to discuss how to get rid of the crazy brown dog and the old lady.
Love ya'
Marley
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ReplyDeleteHi Marley,
ReplyDeleteSorry about the new girl on the block. I know she's a little wiggly and smells rather odd, not to mention the fact that she's often times noisy and likes to steal the spotlight on a regular basis. It's tough, I know. However, after looking into my crystal ball, I have a prediction for you: You will actually move from tolerating her to loving her. I know, I know...you don't believe me now, but just trust me. She's going to be a really good bud one day. Hang in there my friend.
Your psychic reader and friend,
Amy
PS Tell the old lady hello for me. :) And if you can stand it, a lick on the forehead for the new girl.